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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
So they tried
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!